男女不但腦內乾坤大不同,行

事作風亦是陰陽不同調。不信?有

笑話為証。


  某晚,女人沒回家。翌日,她

對丈夫說,她在一位女性朋友家過

夜。

  丈夫打電話給老婆的十個手帕

交。沒一個人知道這回事兒。



  某晚,男人沒回家。翌日,他

對妻子說,他在一位好兄弟家過夜。

  老婆打電話給丈夫的十個哥兒

們。其中八人証實他確曾在那兒過

夜,另外兩人則聲稱他還在那兒。




【原文】


A woman didn't come home one night.

The next day she told her husband

that she had slept over at a girlfriend's

house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends.

None of them knew anything about it.



A man didn't come home one night.

The next day he told his wife that he

had slept over at a buddy's house.

The woman called her husband's 10

best friends. Eight of them confirmed

that he had slept over, and two claimed

that he was still there.



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