尼泊爾友人轉寄的笑話。


Romance mathematics


Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy




Office arithmetic


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime




Shopping math


A man will pay Rs 200 for a Rs 100 item

 he needs.

A woman will pay Rs 100 for a Rs 200

 item that she doesn't need.




Propensity to change


A woman marries a man expecting
 
 he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting

 she won't change, and she does.




Discussion technique


A woman has the last word in any

 argument.

Anything a man says after that is

 the beginning of a new argument.



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