Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay Rs 200 for a Rs 100 item
A woman will pay Rs 100 for a Rs 200
item that she doesn't need.
Propensity to change
A woman marries a man expecting
he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting
she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any
Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.