山友的「切身體會」?「善心告誡」?呵!


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Wife: What are you doing?

妻:你在作什麼啊?

Husband: Nothing.

夫:沒作什麼。

Wife: Nothing...? You've been reading our

  marriage certificate for an hour.

妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,

  足足有一小時了。

Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.

夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。




Wife: Do you want dinner?

妻:要吃晚餐嗎?

Husband: Sure! What are my choices?

夫:當然!我可以選擇嗎?

Wife: Yes or no.

妻:要或不要。




Wife: You always carry my photo in your

  wallet. Why?

妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter

  how impossible, I look at your picture

  and the problem disappears.

夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著

  妳照片就迎刃而解了。

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful

  I am for you!

妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!

Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask

  myself what other problem can there

  be greater than this one?

夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,

  還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?




Stress Reliever Girl: When we get married,

  I want to share all your worries,

  troubles and lighten your burden.

女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,

  以減輕你的負擔。

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I

  don't have any worries or troubles.

男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何

  煩惱或困擾。

Girl: Well, that's because we aren't

  married yet.

女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。




Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with

  Dad this morning, he told me to give

  up my seat to a lady.

子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給

  一位女士。

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。




A newly married man asked his wife,

"Would you have married me if my father

hadn't left me a fortune?"

一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒

留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,

"I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO

LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

女人溫柔地答道:親愛的,不管是誰留下

財產給你,我都會嫁給你的!




Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be

  yours forever.

女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠

  屬於你了。

The guy replies: Thanks for the early

  warning.

男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。




A wife asked her husband: What do you

like most in me, my pretty face or my

sexy body?

妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的

臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?

He looked at her from head to toe and

replied: I like your sense of humor.

他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:

我喜歡你的幽默感。



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