A sweet reminder from Puspa.
A popular motivational speaker was
entertaining his audience.
He said, "The best years of my life
were spent in the arms of a woman
who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added, "And that woman
was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by
the motivational speaker tried to crack
this very effective joke at home. He was
a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to
his wife who was preparing dinner, "The
greatest years of my life were spent in the
arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went, "Ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to
recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember
who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his
consciousness, he was on a hospital bed
nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!