Puspa seems to enjoy poking fun at marriage.

Wife vs Husband

A couple drove down a country road for several

miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion

had led to an argument and neither of them

wanted to concede their position. As they passed

a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband

asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'


A husband read an article to his wife about

how many words women use a day... 30,000

to a man's 15,000....

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because

we have to repeat everything to men.....

The husband then turned to his wife and asked,



A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know

how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all

at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow

me to explain . God made me beautiful so you

would be attracted to me; God made me

stupid so I would be attracted to you!'

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems

at home and were giving each other the "silent

treatment". Suddenly, the man realized that the

next day he would need his wife to wake him

at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence

(and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

'Please wake me up at 5:00 AM.' He left it where

he knew she would find it. The next morning,

the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM

and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was

about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened

him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'


Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the


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