Giita

　　男女不但腦內乾坤大不同，行

事作風亦是陰陽不同調。不信？有

笑話為証。


　　某晚，女人沒回家。翌日，她

對丈夫說，她在一位女性朋友家過

夜。

　　丈夫打電話給老婆的十個手帕

交。沒一個人知道這回事兒。



　　某晚，男人沒回家。翌日，他

對妻子說，他在一位好兄弟家過夜。

　　老婆打電話給丈夫的十個哥兒

們。其中八人証實他確曾在那兒過

夜，另外兩人則聲稱他還在那兒。




【原文】


A woman didn't come home one night.

The next day she told her husband

that she had slept over at a girlfriend's

house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends.

None of them knew anything about it.



A man didn't come home one night.

The next day he told his wife that he

had slept over at a buddy's house.

The woman called her husband's 10

best friends. Eight of them confirmed

that he had slept over, and two claimed

that he was still there.