Giita

山友的「切身體會」？「善心告誡」？呵！


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Wife: What are you doing?

妻：你在作什麼啊？

Husband: Nothing.

夫：沒作什麼。

Wife: Nothing...? You've been reading our

　　marriage certificate for an hour.

妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，

　　足足有一小時了。

Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.

夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。




Wife: Do you want dinner?

妻：要吃晚餐嗎？

Husband: Sure! What are my choices?

夫：當然！我可以選擇嗎？

Wife: Yes or no.

妻：要或不要。




Wife: You always carry my photo in your

　　wallet. Why?

妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter

　　how impossible, I look at your picture

　　and the problem disappears.

夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著

　　妳照片就迎刃而解了。

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful

　　I am for you!

妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！

Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask

　　myself what other problem can there

　　be greater than this one?

夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，

　　還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？




Stress Reliever Girl: When we get married,

　　I want to share all your worries,

　　troubles and lighten your burden.

女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，

　　以減輕你的負擔。

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I

　　don't have any worries or troubles.

男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何

　　煩惱或困擾。

Girl: Well, that's because we aren't

　　married yet.

女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。




Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with

　　Dad this morning, he told me to give

　　up my seat to a lady.

子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給

　　一位女士。

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。




A newly married man asked his wife,

"Would you have married me if my father

hadn't left me a fortune?"

一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒

留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,

"I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO

LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

女人溫柔地答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下

財產給你，我都會嫁給你的！




Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be

　　yours forever.

女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠

　　屬於你了。

The guy replies: Thanks for the early

　　warning.

男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。




A wife asked her husband: What do you

like most in me, my pretty face or my

sexy body?

妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的

臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？

He looked at her from head to toe and

replied: I like your sense of humor.

他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：

我喜歡你的幽默感。