Giita

Another joke from Puspa.


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Since this year is the Chinese lunar year

of the Cow (Ox), here it goes...



Got Two Cows



TRADITIONAL CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.




AN AMERICAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You sell one and force the other to produce

the milk of four cows.

You are surprised when the cow drops dead.




A FRENCH CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want

three cows.




A JAPANESE CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth

the size of an ordinary cow and produce

twenty times the milk.

You then create clever cow cartoon images

called 'Cowkimon' and market them

World-Wide.




A GERMAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for

100 years, eat once a month, and milk

themselves.




A BRITISH CORPORATION


You have two cows.

Both are mad.




AN ITALIAN CORPORATION


You have two cows, but you don't

know where they are.

You break for lunch..




A SWISS CORPORATION


You have 5,000 cows and none of which

belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.




A CHINESE CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them..

You claim full employment and high

bovine productivity.

You have the newsman who reported

on the numbers arrested.




AN INDIAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You worship them.




A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You signed a 40-year contract to supply

milk at RM 0.06 per litre. Then midway

through, you raised the price to RM 0.60

or you cut the supply. When the buyer

agrees to the new price, you change

your mind again and now want RM 1.20.

The buyer decided you can keep the milk

and they go look for milk that comes from

recycled cows or the cow urine instead.

Your two cows retire together with the

Prime Minister.



And last but not least,




A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

One cow-peh and one cow-bu.




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Note:

Cow-peh（哭爸）；Cow-bu（哭母）

以河洛語發音。