Giita

A sweet reminder from Puspa.


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A popular motivational speaker was

entertaining his audience.


He said, "The best years of my life

were spent in the arms of a woman

who wasn't my wife!"


The audience was in silence and shock.


The speaker added, "And that woman

was my mother!"


Laughter and applause.


A week later, a top manager trained by

the motivational speaker tried to crack

this very effective joke at home. He was

a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to

his wife who was preparing dinner, "The

greatest years of my life were spent in the

arms of a woman who was not my wife!"


The wife went, "Ah!" with shock and rage.


Standing there for 20 seconds trying to

recall the second half of the joke, the manager

finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember

who she was!"


By the time the manager regained his

consciousness, he was on a hospital bed

nursing burns from boiling water.



Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!