Giita

When a man steals your wife, there is no

better revenge than to let him keep her.



－David Bissonette





After marriage, husband and wife become

two sides of a coin; they just can't face

each other, but still they stay together.



－Sacha Guitry





By all means marry. If you get a good wife,

you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll

become a philosopher.



－Socrates





Woman inspires us to great things, and

prevents us from achieving them.



－Anonymous





The great question - which I have not been

able to answer - is, 'What does a woman want?



－Dumas





I had some words with my wife, and she

had some paragraphs with me.



－Sigmund Freud





Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a

week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and

dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.



－Anonymous





There's a way of transferring funds that is even

faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.



－Sam Kinison





I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first

one left me, and the second one didn't.



－James Holt McGavra





Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.



－Patrick Murra





The most effective way to remember your

wife's birthday is to forget it once....



－Nash





You know what I did before I married?

Anything I wanted to.



－Anonymous





My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.



－Henny Youngman





A good wife always forgives her husband

when she's wrong.



－Rodney Dangerfield





A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:

'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred

letters. They all said the same thing:

'You can have mine.'



－Anonymous





First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'



－Anonymous