如此伶牙俐齒,昂藏七尺也招
架不住了。
Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at
the VD Clinic.
Man: Haven't I seen you some place
before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go
there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too
if you sit down.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two
people fit under a rock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and
I'll go to mine.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your
number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in
the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized!
Man: Hey, come on, we're both here
at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd
die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked,
I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services
today.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your
bank account.
Man: I would go to the end of the
world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
- Dec 08 Mon 2008 01:40
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