Giita

台灣一度風行「白痴造句法」。譬如，


題目：吃香

小朋友寫：我很喜歡吃香蕉。

題目：一... 就...

小朋友寫：一隻娃娃就要一百塊。

題目：天真

小朋友寫：今天真熱。


實在天真可愛！英語國度的小朋友

亦不遑多讓。來看看四年級的學童

如何改寫諺語。



It is always darkest...

　just before you flunk a test.


There is nothing new... under a rock.


A journey of a thousand miles begins

　with... a private jet.


A committee of three... gets things

　done when they are not fighting.


If you can't stand the heat...

　try Antarctica.


Better late than... absent.


A rolling stone... may dent the floor.


If at first you don't succeed... live with it.


Laugh, and the world laughs with you.

　Cry... and then blow your nose.


A bird in the hand is... better than

　a woodpecker on your head.


Early to bed, early to rise... and

　you will get the best cereal.


Two heads... are pretty scary.


It is better to light a candle than...

　to light a bomb.


A miss is as good as... a mister.


A penny saved... is not a lot.


Don't burn your bridges...

　or you'll fall in the lake.


Haste makes... sweat.