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Letter to Bill Gates


Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab

　to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer



Dear Mr. Bill Gates,


We have bought a computer for our

home and we have found some

problems, which I want to bring to

your notice.


1. There is a button 'start' but there

is no 'stop' button. We request you

to check this.


2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu.

One of my friends clicked 'run' and he

ran up to Amritsar! So, we request

you to change that to 'sit' so that we

can click that by sitting.


3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter'

is available in the system? I find only

're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.


4. There is 'Find' button but it is not

working properly. My wife lost the door

key and we tried a lot to trace the key

with this 'find' button, but were unable

to trace. Please rectify this problem.


5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word'. Now

he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence'.

So when will you provide that?


6. I bought the computer, CPU, mouse

and keyboard, but there is only one

icon that shows 'My Computer'. When

will you provide the remaining items?


7. It is surprising that windows says

'My Pictures' but there is not even a

single photo of mine. So when will

you keep my photo in that?


8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE'.

What about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since

I use the PC at home only?


9. You provide 'My Recent Documents'.

When will you provide 'My Past Documents'?


10. You provide 'My Network Places'.

For God's sake please do not provide

'My Secret Places'. I do not want to

let my wife know where I go after my

office hours.



Regards,

Banta